amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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goddessoftheinternet:

if you wanna be my lover you gotta be rich and close to death

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f4me:

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects
Then how do they expect a single student to learn all the subjects fuck

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schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

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babyferaligator:

WHY IS WALKING PAST STRANGERS SO STRESSFUL

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shiverme-timber:

let’s watch movies with our hands down each other’s pants

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collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

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acklesism:

no but seriously how cute is the word tummy 

you can talk so seriously about stomachs

but as soon as someone drops the tummy word

everyone is like (●´∀`●)

tummies 。◕‿◕。

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eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

Ladies hmu (; lmao no

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jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

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follow the person this was reblogged from

fuckinq:

fuckinq:

this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!

try it out

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